A Pep Talk for the Performer, With Love

Being that today marksĀ the day Christy Taronno and myself open our beloved, Bizarro ObscureĀ at the Montreal Fringe Festival; It’s time for my yearly pep talk. Last year, I published my first successful blog post, Top 10 Things Solo Lady Performers Need to Know Before Hitting the Stage. Which really, was just a to-do list I made for myself. So here …

Top 10 Things Solo Lady Performers Need to Know Before Hitting the Stage

1. Tighten your tits. I swear to god woman, tighten those bra straps. If it’s strapless, and you’re getting physical, that shit won’t do. I’ve had this RUIN a performance before and make me fall down into a deep pit of shame. Deal with your tits. Unless you wanna show those bad boys. Then you can skip this one, and …