Top 10 Things Solo Lady Performers Need to Know Before Hitting the Stage

1. Tighten your tits. I swear to god woman, tighten those bra straps. If it’s strapless, and you’re getting physical, that shit won’t do. I’ve had this RUIN a performance before and make me fall down into a deep pit of shame. Deal with your tits. Unless you wanna show those bad boys. Then you can skip this one, and …

Humble Bumble Bee

Man, I gotta say: Orlando is paradise. Palm trees. Shades. SPF 1000. The real deal. A lot of things are on my mind as I begin what I’m calling, “My biggest adventure yet.” FIRST: Doing a solo show. So…there is only you. Like you’re alone. It’s just you. I’m developing a great respect for artists who do this sort of …